swan_julia

09:29 pm: Poking fun
I'm watching something about weird celebrity baby names on VH1. Did you know the director of 'Sin City' named his four boys Racer, Rocket, Rogue, and Rebel. What. The. Fuck.
Here's some others:
Banjo. Hi, I'm Banjo. You're telling me this kid isn't going to be sitting around a campfire smoking ganj someday?
Reign Beau. Ha, you guys are clever, and funny.
Seven. How do you introduce yourself?
Goddess. How do you keep a straight face.
Poppy Honey. Say what?
Hopper Jack. You named your kid WHAT?
Romeo. So he's going to kill himself at age 13? Now, imagine hide and seek; Romeo Romeo where for art thou Romeo?
Prince Michael Jr.
Prince Michael II. What a name. His nickname is "blanket". Wow. I feel sorry for that kid.
Paris Michael. Oh, it's a girl, by the way.
Dixie Dot.
Beebie Bell. Beebie. How do you go through life being called "beebie".
Rumer.
Tu Morrow. Man, sense of humor some parents have.
Jermajesty. That. Sucks.
Pilot Inspektor. Are you for real?!
Do these kid's parents actually think that their kids aren't going to be ridiculed?
Man, tv.